Ikari Warriors

Ikari Warriors is a badass game. SNK had a habit of releasing badass games in the arcade and translating them to the NES. I should be receiving the Ikari trilogy either tomorrow or the day after. But I'm so hyped up about it I wanted to mention a few things about them.


Look at these mofos. They are ready to rip you a new one. Don't even dare look at them cock-eyed. 80's videogames were the best. These guys could have been Spike and Hammer:


That's right. NOT BILLY AND JIMMY! Their street names are Spike and Hammer. See the resemblence? Nevermind lets move on.



The Ikari Warriors are not limited to killing humans. They don't even need guns. That guy with the sword is gonna cut one of those aliens sack's off and feed it to them. They should have just changed them to apes and made this a Planet of the Apes game. Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE! Voice and Morse Code? What the...?



By now the Ikari Warriors are so famous that SNK doesn't need to hire a professional artist for the box art. The Ikari Warriors are so tough now that they don't need guns. They'll just toss you around. Why is the dude in blue standing on the girl's leg who's about to give the evil guy a ******? Nevermind. Come up with your own conclusions.

Seriously though, SNK made some really badass games. Despite the weird boxart, you can tell they really cared about their craft. In the coming weeks I'm going to demonstrate exactly what I mean. Gosh, I can't wait for tomorrow or the next day.