02
Mar

I Won Cyborg Justice Last Night

I remember when Cyborg Justice was released for SEGA Genesis.  I’ve never played it, and it was pretty much forgotten.  Recently however, I watched a Keith Apicary video made in the fashion of a cheesing late 80′s early 90′s dating service.  Which kindled an interest in the game.

In the video Keith talks about his romatic side, and reads portions of a poem he wrote called Cyborg Justice.  This seems like the perfect fodder for Keith.  Lines like “…hair was made of wires and smelled like angel breath…” and “…danced until she stepped on a landmine…” and “kissed for what seemed like an eternity… she had a vacuum for a face.”  But perhaps the funniest part wasn’t about Cyborg Justice, but rather a lament about not wanting a “sissy in high heels” who is tired because “she’s carrying her shopping bags”.

So anyways, I won a copy of Cyborg Justice from eBay last night using www.videogamepriceguides.com. I”m of the belief that when something is as funny as Keith Apicary (Nathan Barnatt) you can’t just watch and listen to it, you need to experience it.

And I apologize if I’ve butchered Keith’s lines, but its just too damn funny.

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